June 17, 2011

Dear Tom Cruise,

When I was growing up, I thought you were the most charismatic, irresistible movie star of our time.  There was this certain aura of confidence and charm about you which no one could match. I remember my teeny-bopper crush on you, I remember staring for hours at the posters in my room.

But then something happened.

You started acting a bit strange. You divorced your lovely wife, pursued a teenage TV icon and jumped on a few couches. You also started wearing shoes with heels (height issues are a bitch, I know)

And now…now it seems like the end is near. Because now you think it is acceptable to step out in public wearing this:

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  • fatima asim June 19, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    is he trying to be funny……???