i always knew there was a reason football is the most popular sport in the world.
that reason is named cristiano ronaldo.
cristiano ronaldo is a portugese footballer currently playing for that one team with red jerseys real madrid. and he looks good with clothes ON too.
the only thing is, ronaldo has that problem i wrote about once before…he is TOO metrosexual.
definition of a pretty boy. am i right? of course i’m right. i am all for men who pay attention to the way they dress, who doesn’t love a guy that looks immaculate 24/7: well fitted clothes, perfectly complimentary accessories and a good pair of shoes. how wonderful if all men were like that.
but let’s get real, no one wants a man who looks prettier than them. his skin is smoother and glowing more than mine ever has. i am 99% sure he spends more time than the average woman does while getting ready in the morning.
exhibits b & c:
pink shirt, snake skin belt, leather clutch, oversize watch and snug jeans. its like an outfit i would wear on a casual day.
ok seriously, dude has a purse. a gucci purse. there is an upside to this – if your man happens to be an avid purse lover, trade-offs will be possible. a larger purse closet for you. perhaps it takes a man who is extremely secure with his masculinity to pull off such a look.
but how do you explain this???
exhibit ‘what the fuck?’:
i don’t even wanna talk about whatever is going on here.
but at the end of the day, does it really matter? his face is still delightful and his abs are still rock solid.