Athletes

eye candy: portugese edition

June 15, 2010

i always knew there was a reason football is the most popular sport in the world.

yowza.

that reason is named cristiano ronaldo.

sexy beast

cristiano ronaldo is a portugese footballer currently playing for that one team with red jerseys real madrid. and he looks good with clothes ON too.

see? he's a looker.

the only thing is, ronaldo has that problem i wrote about once before…he is TOO metrosexual.

exhibit a:

his skin looks better than mine

definition of a pretty boy. am i right? of course i’m right.   i am all for men who pay attention to the way they dress, who doesn’t love a guy that looks immaculate 24/7: well fitted clothes, perfectly complimentary accessories and a good pair of shoes. how wonderful if all men were like that.

but let’s get real, no one wants a man who looks prettier than them. his skin is smoother and glowing more than mine ever has. i am 99% sure he spends more time than the average woman does while getting ready in the morning.

exhibits b & c:

more accessories for our viewing pleasure

pink shirt, snake skin belt, leather clutch, oversize watch and snug jeans. its like an outfit i would wear on a casual day.

the glossy glossy

ok seriously, dude has a purse. a gucci purse. there is an upside to this – if your man happens to be an avid purse lover, trade-offs will be possible. a larger purse closet for you.  perhaps it takes a man who is extremely secure with his masculinity to pull off such a look.

but how do you explain this???

exhibit ‘what the fuck?’:

well...that's just dandy

i don’t even wanna talk about whatever is going on here.

but at the end of the day, does it really matter? his face is still delightful and his abs are still rock solid.

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  • mademaq June 15, 2010 at 5:10 AM

    Lol. Nice post. He’s my favourite footballer but I’ve never looked for his pictures or seen so many of them together before. Your commentary is funny and the exhibits are pretty “revealing”.

    • pink255 June 15, 2010 at 5:40 PM

      ha, thanks for the feedback. much appreciated. yeah, well i came across the ‘ab’ pictures and couldn’t resist. he is an interesting person, to say the least

  • S June 15, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    exhibit “what the fuck” : the reason the gay rumours exist. Regardless, I love.

    • pink255 June 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM

      he amuses me. such an eccentric personality

  • Bee June 15, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    such hotness. why oh why is he gay. can i order one of him somewhere?

    • pink255 June 16, 2010 at 1:55 AM

      he’s not gay :/ he’s METROSEXUAL
      but seriously, he is so not your type. i am surprised at your interest.

      • Bee June 16, 2010 at 1:39 PM

        HEY. i’m offended. Okay fine. He’s definitely not my type. I’d be too conscious about him being more “pretty” than me. But I know eye-candy when I see one.

  • Bee June 15, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    excuse me? why are comments moderated now?

    • pink255 June 16, 2010 at 1:55 AM

      yeah i don’t know how that happened. forgiveness.

      • Bee June 16, 2010 at 1:40 PM

        oh good. i was about to boycott the blog in protest (of course i wasn’t).

  • steph July 2, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    i think he is a fag! those were some shorty shorts!!